(Fiction) Cleaning Agent Blues

Conrado Salinas


Nio adjusted the heavy bag on her shoulder as she paced around the bus stop, stepping carefully over an icy sidewalk pockmarked in frozen footprints, like the fossil of a prehistoric riverbed. It was the fourth day of record-setting April cold. It was supposed to last another four. She fastened the top two snaps on her puffy winter coat and huddled into it like a turtle. Her breath billowed over the collar, now nose-high, and caught the yellow light from the all-night diner around the corner. A quick check of her phone confirmed there was limited encrypted coverage in the little town. Two bars. That meant she couldn’t risk stepping inside. She’d have to wait for someone to show—or let the trail go as cold as her fingers. She looked up and down the deserted street again. The remnants of the unexpected blizzard had been churned by the day’s traffic into crisscrossing tracks of slush. Nothing traveled. Across from her, a block monster of a pay phone with an armored cord sat under its glass-and-steel hood, top-lit by a fluorescent lamp, like a comic book villain.

The light blinked twice.

Nio stopped. A moment later, it did it again.

Blink blink.

She switched her bulky delivery bag to her right shoulder and crossed the street. Her boots plowed through the slush, breaking the angled rows into Morse-like dots and dashes. She lifted the phone’s handset to her ear. At first, there was nothing. Then she heard scratching, like the rustle of fabric over a microphone.

“Your wifi is on,” the man on the other end told her. His voice was digitally garbled, but not much. Just enough to prevent matching. “I can see the signal.”

“I’m running Parfait,” she explained. “I barely have a signal anyway.”

“Turn it off.”

Nio sighed. Holding the handset to her ear with her shoulder, she dropped her soft-sided delivery bag to the icy sidewalk and dug out her phone. The exterior of her jacket was a dark blue-gray, but the interior was bright hunter’s orange, and it seemed to glow under the pay phone’s villainously strong fluorescent light.

“Don’t just put it on travel mode,” the man chided. He sounded young, early 20s maybe.

Nio held the button on her phone with a frigid finger until the animation appeared on the screen. She watched it power down amid the bright fog of her breath.

“There. It’s off.”

There was a pause. “I’m picking up an NFC3.”

“Seriously? It’s freezing out here.”

“Dump it.”

“I can’t. It’s my boots.”

She heard whispering.

“We said nothing wired,” he told her.

“It’s not powered. It’s just stupid smart clothes circuitry. I’ve never connected them to anything.”

Another rustling pause. Nio thought she might’ve heard muffled voices.

“Take them off,” the man said.

“Excuse me?”

“Your boots. Take them off and throw them up the bank.”

Nio looked down at the waves of smooth white ice on the sidewalk. “You’re kidding.”

“Take off your boots and throw them up the bank,” the man repeated. Someone objected in the background, a young woman, but the man on the phone hushed her.

Nio stayed silent in frustration. But the young man waited, undeterred. She looked up. The black cord that rose from the phone joined the cluster of wires atop a nearby pole but broke away immediately and angled off on its own into the neighborhood. Closed circuit. Scratching sounds indicated the receiver on the other end had been covered to mute I, but only imperfectly. Nio heard faint voices. Arguing. She could only catch a few words, but it was clear she was the subject—or rather, her boots.

“Please a young woman interjected.” Her voice faded as if she’d been pushed away from the microphone.

“Fine,” Nio said. “I’ll take them off.”

She kicked off her half-laced hiking boots one at a time. They turned end over end in the air and landed with a crunch in the snow of the adjacent bank. Her bright multicolored striped socks were thin, and her toes curled involuntarily over ice. The cold shot immediately up her legs to her spine, and she shivered.

“We good?” she asked.

“Up the hill,” the man said. “First street on your left. Third house on your right, the one with the wreath on the door. Don’t ring the doorbell. Understand? Don’t even touch it. Just come in.”


“Nice to meet you, too.”

Nio replaced the receiver in its cradle and followed the instructions. Without her boots, she had to shuffle in short steps to keep from slipping, which she nearly did twice.

“This is ridiculous . . .”

An early 2000s Ford pickup passed on the road, its bed fishtailing in the slush. If the driver noticed her shoeless feet, he didn’t care.

The third house on the right was a rectangular single-family home just as unremarkable as the rest, sheathed in off-white vinyl siding and topped in dark composite shingles. There was a separate garage at the back reachable by a narrow drive. Rising into the night sky over the roof, some fifty miles distant, the lights of a massive deep-crust mining platform blinked in red.

A Christmas wreath hung from the plywood door, inside a mesh screen door with no latch. Nio opened both and stepped inside. It was at most 10 degrees warmer. She could still see her breath pour over her high collar. But at least her toes were off the ice. They tread uncomfortably flat carpet instead. It smelled like a storage room. Christmas lights celebrated silently on faux-wood paneling. The only furniture was a corduroy-upholstered love seat. Still, it looked liked the place had hosted a party in the recent past. There was a cluster of empty beer cans in the corner. Down the hall, the doors to the bedrooms were open. The first looked like a cross between a doctor’s office and a tattoo shop—a mod parlor. Wheeled medical equipment on tall stands stood like soldiers around an examination table. Art and client photos were pinned to the wall in a cluster at the back.

South Dakota was one of nine states where modding was illegal, although it was not illegal to have one, as long as it was acquired elsewhere. Rumor had it that more states were contemplating the same legislation.

Nio heard the squeak of a back door and the steady thump of calm footsteps on vinyl. A tall, mixed-race man with a long face appeared in the doorway to the empty kitchen. He studied her. He was maybe 19 or 20. His hair was neatly cropped, as was the pencil mustache on his upper lip, like something from a century-old movie. He was giving her the gruff treatment, like a gangster—head cocked back, hands in his pockets—but his bioelectrics were calm and affable, like a low cycling hum. And he had kind eyes. He was dressed in work boots and a well-used mechanic’s bodysuit, open at the front to reveal a white Tabasco Sauce T-shirt. His oval name patch said Dell in script stitching.

“You don’t look like a cleaning agent,” he said. It was the same voice from the telephone.

“What do they usually look like?” Nio’s cold, wet toes curled in her socks. “This bag is a little heavy,” she said from under her high collar, hoping to hurry him along.

“Open it up,” he said, his eyes moving over the stubble of her scalp and the heavy black studs in her earlobes.

She lowered the bag and unzipped it the flap. At the top was a layer of black restaurant takeout boxes. She lifted one to show the neatly organized menagerie underneath.


“Clever,” he said, nodding to the side.

It was a soft-sided food delivery bag, foil-lined and insulated. The white logo of a popular online meal delivery service was emblazoned on red. It was gaudy and impossible to miss, but given that such bags were everywhere, it was also impossible to notice.

“They use the same insulation to transport organs,” Nio explained, zipping it again.

“Now you.”

She stood and unsnapped her knee-length coat in one pull. She held out her arms while the young man felt over her pockets. He pulled out her phone and made sure it was off. He pulled out a small bottle of pills. He rattled them.

“I get headaches.”

He pulled out an official-looking letter, unopened. She’d taken it to read on the way but hadn’t found the courage yet.

“That’s private,” she said.

He returned it and reached for his back pocket, as if going for a wallet.

“Do we do this now or . . .”

“Up to you.”

Dell produced his phone and typed a brief message to someone. A moment later, the back door creaked a second time and a young woman appeared. Her skin was a striking shade of pale blue, with just enough lavender to keep it from looking like a joke. She also had short, blunted devil horns implanted under the skin of her forehead and whole-eye fuchsia lenses. Her lips and fingernails were painted to match, and her long, wispy hair was dyed in a matching amethyst. She was throwing off nervous energy in waves.

“Nice work,” Nio said.

“I’m Dell,” the young man told her. “This is Ticity.”

It was cosplay. The young woman was meant to resemble Gogo Ichigo, a cutesy blue-skinned anime succubus who bounced around in revealing clothes, seemingly oblivious to the effect it had on the slightly perverted Japanese high school boy who found her. Every episode involved him inventing some hair-brained scheme to impress her on the hopes that she would fall in love with him. When his plans inevitably failed, he wound up in trouble, and she would have to rescue him, either with her magical bouncing breasts, which hypnotized bad guys, or with her leaping vaginal flame attack, which burnt them to a crisp. Ticity’s mod was exceptional, and she was clearly proud of it. She was showing it off, even in the cold, with tight cutoff jeans, heeled knee-high boots, and a tank top, not much larger than a bikini, that bulged around her smooth blue cleavage. Her arms were stuffed into a winter coat but she kept it off her shoulders, like she was perpetually about to disrobe.

She reached into her fur-lined coat and produced a fat folded stack of bills.

“Cash?” Nio asked, incredulous. “I thought everybody used Bullion.”

“Tips,” the young woman explained, holding it out. “It’s all I have.”

By “tips,” Nio understood the young woman to mean from stripping. Hard to use credit, or the latest crypto, in that business. Nio noticed Ticity’s fingers as she took the stack. Fingers and hands were hard. Hers were flawless.

Turning human skin a primary color was easy. You simply injected the dermis with a CRISPR solution that caused the dermal cells to express an otherwise harmless enzyme that acted on any of a number of naturally occurring carbon-rings—reducing them or adding a methyl group as necessary. But primary colors were loud and unsightly and people only used them to roleplay Star Trek aliens. Subtle secondary colors, like Ticity’s, required mixing. Vividness and opacity were achieved by including operons—genes that control the expression of other genes—in the modified DNA to regulate the amount of each coloration enzyme. In Ticity’s case, it meant light methylation (blue) with the barest hint of hemoglobin reduction (pink). It was a real art and easy to get wrong, and the internet was full disaster pictures: home modders with more ambition than sense who downloaded specs for someone else’s blend and turned themselves an awful shade of puke green.

Fortunately, the effect was temporary; in the case of an RNA vector, mere hours—just long enough for a concert. Even a DNA injection eventually faded. Since the dermis grows slowly outward, all modified cells were slowly sloughed. But that could take 18 months or more, akin to regrowing long hair after a chop—a long time to look like walking vomit.

“Must’ve cost a fortune,” Nio said.

“My boyfriend’s a mod artist, so . . .” Her legs swayed nervously. She looked to Dell like she might be having second thoughts.

“Becks is this way,” he said, leading Nio to the kitchen.

“How bad is it?” She stopped at the back door. More snow. “Fuck.”

It sank under her socks with a crunch as she tiptoed after her guides, who took her through the side door of the backyard garage.

“It’s bad,” Dell said.

The interior was packed with junk. The concrete floor was stained with oil. Dead leaves and sawdust gathered in the corners. A heavy square of filthy carpet hung from the back wall like a tapestry. Dell lifted it, revealing an irregular hole, and the three of them stepped through a narrow gap and into a second garage on the adjoining lot. It was just as old as the first but open and swept clean. It was attached to its house. It was hot inside—unusually hot—and Nio understood why both Dell and Ticity had their jackets open. Unlike the first house, the second was clearly lived-in. Appliances cluttered the counter. Dirty dishes cluttered the sink. Two men were playing video games in the living room. They stopped when Nio appeared. They were nervous. The ashtray on the coffee table overflowed with joint butts. An assemble-it-yourself kitchen stand leaned against a recliner. Over it, a vintage corded phone hung from the wall next to a scuffed bookshelf proudly displaying a small collection of pornographic bongs and a very large collection of retro gaming cartridges for consoles that were no longer made. Retro gaming was popular—especially games that were rare or hadn’t been re-encoded on newer media—which meant the collection was expensive and difficult to gather and so impressive to any gamer, which was probably why it was the place of honor. It was the first thing anyone saw coming in the front door.

At the back of the room, three wall-mounted flat screens—one large and two small—were connected by snaking wires to consoles and controllers. A box in the corner suggested at least one of them was new. Plugged into the wall next to it was a small orange-and-white Canine Companion—a doggie love doll, a four-legged plastic device designed to appease dogs with a humping problem.

“This is Rand and Koil,” Dell said, pointing in turn to the young men.

The kid named Koil wore a multicolored neon ski mask, which had inexplicably become popular amid the extreme unseasonable cold of the last several weeks. The second kid, Rand, had a beard and a belly and was the only one who looked old enough to drink. His winter cap was pulled tightly over his curly hair. Short, tusklike fangs erupted from his lower jaw, like an ogre. He was a gamer.

“She’s downstairs,” Ticity said, walking to the hall.

“He locked the door,” Rand said to her from the floor of the living room. His voice was deepened and his vowels blunted by the heavy tusks. He swallowed after he spoke, indicating he wasn’t used to them. “He said he’d have news later today.” Rand turned to Dell. “That was all.”

Dell walked into the hall and tried the plywood door. Locked.

“What do we do?” Ticity whispered.

Nio walked to the couch, pulled the bag of weed from between the cushions, and removed the black office clip that held it shut. She pinched the arms of a chrome latch together and removed it from the holes of the clip. Then she inserted the small round end, like a paper clip, into a small hole under the door knob.

“These old doors had releases for firemen—and parents wanting to catch their kids in the act.”

There was a click, and the door to the basement swung free.

“No shit?” Dell said. “Dang, man. I’ve been wanting to do that for months.”

He went down first, and Nio followed. Slat steps descended to an open unfinished basement—a maker lab, and a reasonably-well stocked one at that. Someone in the house had money. A blinking slab of angled plastic, a refraction panel, stood like a skinny white monolith in the middle of the room. It was plugged into a power strip whose cord disappeared under a dark pinball machine. The panel scattered EM signals, making it hard for anyone outside to eavesdrop. It was also a sensitive detector. That was why they had insisted on nothing wired. It would’ve set off the alarm.

Nio glanced up. Someone had installed a burn protocol. Canisters were bolted to the joists in several places. Wires from each ran together into a receiver attached to the refraction panel. Whatever someone was brewing down there, they didn’t want there to be any evidence left if the cops came.

Behind the stairs, rows of IV stands dangled plastic bags linked to each other by looped tubing. Most were out of use. There were three makers, including an old glass-walled 3D printer, about the size of a commercial oven, that had been stripped for parts. It sat on the rack in a corner looking like an empty arcade claw game. Three pieces of equipment they didn’t want anyone to see had been covered with bedsheets of different colors. One had flowers on it. Red and yellow lights blinked underneath.

In the opposite corner was a kind of makeshift quarantine. Sheets of opaque plastic hung from the exposed joists in the ceiling. Next to it was a workstation of mismatched desks over which several screens were mounted. A CRT monitor sat unused on the floor amid a tangle of cords. Sitting at the desk, seemingly hard at work on a custom protein, which turned in three dimensions on a large hi-def display, was a stylishly dressed young man in a headset. The music was loud, and he bobbed his head, oblivious. Dell stepped forward to get his attention. The others hung back. They looked scared.

The young man at the desk looked up with a start and pulled off his headphones. Music blared from the speakers.

He stood. “What the fuck?”

There were old books on the shelf behind him on the Macy Conferences, cybernetic theory, and MK-Ultra, along with several glossy publications by Disinformation and books on serial killers. A Demon Death poster—a metal band—hung on the wall.

He looked Southeast Asian but styled himself like a K-pop star. He had perfectly clear, almost plastic-looking skin, vaguely feminine cheekbones, and coiffed side-swirl hair that he tossed casually as he stood. The move seemed well-practiced.

Dell played it cool. He pointed at the man with his forefinger but kept his thumb raised like a gun. “This is the king, my man Guillermo,” he said to Nio.

“What the fuck?” Guillermo said again. “Who the fuck is this?”

“The cleaner, man. We told you.”

“She doesn’t look like a cleaner. Who’d you call?”

Guillermo got up, passing briefly under a long blacklight that caused his entire skeleton fluoresce yellow-green. It was a mod, and a dangerous one, meant to garner a lot of looks at the club without getting him fired from the day job, if he had one. Nio guessed he was Filipino, if only by his name. Three-and-a-half centuries of Spanish rule had left an indelible mark. By his dress and manner, she guessed he was the source of the money—or maybe his parents. He wasn’t any older than the others. She was too far to read his bioelectrics, especially over Dell, who was larger and who had grown increasingly agitated.

“I get that a lot.” Nio caught movement behind the opaque plastic sheeting. “Is that her?”

She stepped away as the others began to argue. She parted the plastic. Inside, a shirtless girl lay belly-down on a bare mattress, grimacing. Nio froze at the sight. It wasn’t just that the skin of the girl’s right shoulder was swollen in a wide translucent hump, like a foot-wide clear mucus blister, or that a tangle of blue veins snaked away from it, or that she was obviously in terrible pain. It was her age. Nio doubted she was old enough to drive.

She glanced back to Ticity. Under the mods, there was a clear resemblance. Younger sister maybe.

A tiny dog, a Pomeranian that had been keeping the girl company, scurried across the floor to Ticity, who picked it up and nuzzled it as Dell and Guillermo tried their best not to raise their voices at each other.

“You must be Becks,” Nio said. She stepped through the noisy plastic and knelt next to the mattress. “I’m Nio. Is it okay if I take a look?”

The girl nodded once. She studied Nio the same way Dell had. She lingered on Nio’s scalp, on the six evenly spaced, vaguely circular scars just visible under the stubble. “What happened to your hair?”

The need to draw a deep enough breath to make words caused her pain, and the girl shut her eyes. A lonely tear slid down her cheek.

“I was in a cult,” Nio said, scowling at the grotesquely enormous lesion on the girl’s back.

She smiled weakly, as if she wanted to laugh. She lay with her face sideways on the mattress and didn’t move. Near her head were crumpled tissues and several empty bottles of water. She sounded all of 14.

Nio wondered how long she’d been down there, panicked and afraid. Clearly the others hadn’t wanted to take her to the hospital, which would be obliged to report the crime. If done by a well-trained professional, modding was for the most part reasonably safe, but as with the early days of tattooing, mistakes and accidents happened.

“Any fever?” Nio dropped her bag and removed her coat. Under she wore dark wide-legged work pants and a white over-sized sweatshirt with the wrists and collar cut off. She touched the girl’s forehead, but it was cool.

Too cool.

Becks was both shorter than her sister and fuller-figured, and her breasts bulged from her sides. The fact that she was shirtless in company suggested her skin was sensitive and anything that touched it hurt. In turn, the others hung plastic—packaging from the new TV, it seemed—and kept the house unusually warm. Clearly, at the point it was clear the infection was not getting better, there had been an argument about what to do. The others were afraid of Guillermo, which suggested not just that he was the leader, but that they had reason to be afraid. Nor did he trust them. He kept the girl locked in a basement—with her suffering in plain view of his workstation.

If she died, it would be a real risk for him. The fact that he wasn’t at all concerned suggested he knew what was inside her, or believed he did, and he had simply been stalling the others until whatever was gestating in that sac finally erupted.

Nio removed the top layer of takeout boxes from her bag and set them carefully to the side.

“What’s that?” Ticity asked nervously from several steps away.

She had left the argument, which was still raging in hushed tones several steps away. It would break soon, and Nio couldn’t shake the suspicion that what happened next would not only decide the girl’s fate, but hers as well.

“My lunch,” she joked.

The girl on the mattress smiled, and Nio forced a smile back.

“Becks,” Nio repeated the name. “Is that short for something?”

“Beckham,” she said.

“That’s pretty.”

The base of the insulated delivery bag was organized into square sections stuffed with various medical tools and implements.

“Here.” Nio held a stack of individually wrapped surgical masks into the air. “Put these on. All of you.”

“Why? What’s wrong?” Ticity asked.

Dell took the opportunity to step away from Guillermo and handed them out.

Nio peeled plastic from paper and slipped her mask around her ears. “Just a precaution,” she said through blue fabric.

“What’s wrong with me?” Beckham asked. “Is it bad?” She swallowed once, fighting the pain of speaking.

The right side of the girl’s back was swollen in an oblong dome at least three inches high at the center. The tissue was soft and translucent. There were swathes of shadow underneath but no discernible shape or pattern. The left side of her back was normal, but there was a black X over her scapula, handwritten in permanent marker and surrounded by a pentagram of hexadecimals.

“Everyone says it isn’t bad, but they won’t take a picture or let me see.” She was petrified.

Nio opted for honesty. “It looks like you guys might’ve downloaded a little something extra.”

“Like a virus?” Ticity’s eyes went wide. She turned to Guillermo, still clutching her dog. “You said it was just an infection!”

She hit him. Then she hit him three times more. The dog barked.

“I scanned it!” He grabbed her. “Stop,” he said menacingly.

“With what?” Nio asked, “if you don’t mind me asking.” She slipped a pair of latex gloves over her hands.

“Kitkat,” he said defiantly. “And Base10. And a bunch of other shit you probably haven’t heard of. I was careful. I told them she’d be fine. I know what I’m doing.”

He wasn’t telling Nio. He was telling the others. Dell stood behind him. The other two boys hung by the stairs, as if they preferred to be elsewhere but were trying to be supportive. Nio got the sense they were more Dell’s crew than Guillermo’s. The tall man had been smart and made sure he had backup in case of a confrontation.

“Kitkat and Base10 are good,” Nio said, touching gingerly around the translucent lesion.

Becks grimaced. The skin around the swelling was cool but firm and normal. Whatever it was, it appeared to be contained inside a large watery cyst, probably to prevent rejection.

“See?” Guillermo raised his hands. “That’s what I said. This is pointless. This is a waste of money.”

Nio turned back to her bag. “But anti-virus apps only compare random snippets from a digital sequence with a library of known threats. And they reduce everything to an algorithmic fingerprint first, to shorten processing time. It’s a good screen, but it doesn’t protect against sophisticated malnomes. RNA isn’t like computer code. It can be read in both directions.”

“What does that mean?” Becks asked meekly.

“I fucking know that,” Guillermo said with menace. “Are you seriously telling me my business right now?” He stepped back in exaggerated shock. “You come to my house and disrespect me? Like I’m a fuckin’ idiot. I know what the fuck I’m doing, bitch.”

“Stop.” Ticity stepped in front of him. In her knee-high boots, she was a centimeter taller.

Guillermo ignored her. “I’m an artist. People know me. Who the fuck are you, huh? Someone who cleans up other people’s messes? You’re, like, a glorified maid.” He made shooing motions with his hands. “Clean up the mess, maid. Keep your opinions to yourself.”

“Stop it!” Ticity pushed him one-handed. “She’s trying to help.”

The dog barked again. It was shaking with excitement, and she set it down.

An awkward silence descended as Nio prepared several injections in her bag, out of sight of the girl, who was still waiting wide-eyed for an answer to her question.

“In the case of DNA,” Nio explained softly, “there are clever ways of hiding malicious code. You can include instructions that flipflop the direction of transcription, for example, and you can disguise functional groups with snip sequences—junk parts that are removed later—all of which make it difficult to figure out what you really have.”

“Am I turning into a zombie?”

“Have you had the vaccine?”

“Not since I was a kid.”

“Then you should be fine.”

Nio ripped a sterile wipe from its packet and washed the girl’s skin just to the side of the translucent skin. The girl shut her eyes and whimpered softly with the motion. Nio kept talking to distract her.

“Apps like Kitkat and Base10 and Chive are good for the easy stuff, but if you’re gonna download bootleg mods, or even if you buy a seq from a legit source and string it yourself, you still need to render all of the proteins in a good digital modeler like Unipept. Not just the ones that get flagged by the software.”

“I fucking did that,” Guillermo objected, stepping forward.

Dell stopped him with along arm. “Calm down, man. Let her do her thing.”

The dog barked several times.

“This bitch is just saying shit to make herself look good. Gotta justify what you’re payin’ her, right? For fucking maid service.”

Nio uncapped one of the needles she’d prepared. “This might hurt a little,” she told the girl.

“What is that?” Becks asked, eyeing the needle.

“It’s just saline. I wanna see if there’s a reaction before we do anything else.”

Becks nodded, and Nio poked her skin. The girl drew breath and bit her lip. But nothing happened.

Guillermo eyed the cyst nervously. “You gonna let some stranger do that to your sister?” he asked Ticity. “Look at her. Look at what she’s doing. Do you really think this is gonna help?”

Ticity looked timidly at Dell. “I don’t know.”

“Are you on any medication?” Nio asked Becks.

The girl shook her head and grimaced.

“We gave her some oxy,” Ticity said. “For the pain.” She had retrieved the dog and was cuddling it.

“Oh, that’s right.” Becks’ face blushed against the mattress. “I forgot.”

“It’s not helping?” Nio asked.

“It was. At first.”

Nio put the needle back in the bag and prepared an anesthetic. “Any allergies?”


Nio turned to Ticity, who confirmed that with a shake of her head.

“What about drugs? Be honest.”

“Dust,” she said. “Last weekend. And weed. Almost every day.”

“Ticity,” Guillermo said in a low voice. “You need to think long and hard about this.”

“Alcohol?” Nio asked.

“Not since last night. No, two nights ago.”

“Wait. How long have you been down here?”

“Since yesterday morning,” Ticity answered nervously. “I told our mom she was staying with me.”

“Have you modded yourself in the past year?”

“This was going to be her first,” Ticity said with a tear. She took off her surgical mask and wiped her face with her long-nailed fingers. She used the mask like a tissue.

“First time, huh?” Nio injected the anesthetic carefully. “That’s exciting.”

Becks grunted in pain. “What’s that?”

“This is an anesthetic. You may feel a little sleepy in a moment, but I need you to try and stay awake, okay?”

The girl nodded.

“No. No, this stops now,” Guillermo said, taking Ticity by the elbow. “I’m not kidding. Stop it. Right now. Or I fucking will. Think about the bigger picture here. Think about repercussions. This woman is just some stranger off the internet. What’s gonna happen after she goes? Huh? Did you think about that.”

“Maybe you should ask your sister what she thinks,” Nio suggested. “Becks?”

The girl didn’t answer. She looked wide-eyed between them.

Nio put a gloved hand on her back. “It’s okay. I’m not gonna let him hurt you. I promise.”

The girl nodded silently.

“HURT HER?” Guillermo yelled. “Fuck you, you fucking bitch.”

Dell stepped forward again and Guillermo pushed away.

“FUCK THIS!” He stormed up the stairs. “Fuck you. Fuck all of you. I’m calling Raoul.”

“Shit.” Dell’s head dropped. “How fast can you work?” he asked Nio.

She jabbed Beckham’s skin several times with a stiff finger. There was no response, which meant the anesthetic had worked. She reached for an aspiration needle.

Everyone heard Guillermo’s heavy footsteps on the floor above. He was pacing back and forth.

“Go see what he’s doing,” Dell told the kid named Koil, who climbed the stairs like a scolded child. “Try and slow him down.”

Nio lifted the unusually long needle and held it over the translucent swelling as if she were about to sacrifice it on an altar.

“Aw hell no.” The bearded Rand too one look and followed his friend up.

The needle went in deep.

Something twitched.

Ticity yelped and jumped back. She covered her mouth with blood-red fingernails.

“What the . . .” Dell’s mouth hung open. At some point during his argument with Guillermo, he had removed his mask. He quickly put it back on.

The moving object was just as translucent as the surrounding tissue, and it was hard to discern a shape, but whatever it was, it was squirming.

It wanted out.

“Beckham?” Nio asked loudly. “How you doing?”

“I’m so tired . . .” she breathed. “I can hear them . . .”

“What is that?” Ticity asked.

“Hear them?” Nio raised her voice as she dug in her bag. “Hear who?”

“The others . . . Like . . . chanting . . .”

“Beckham?” Nio tore open a metal-tipped plastic scalpel and popped the cap on a small squirt bottle of iodine. “Beckham, stay with me. What were you gonna get? Wings?”

“Yeah . . .” The girl nodded weakly.

“Angel wings or devil wings?” She doused the girl’s back in brown liquid.

“Angel wings,” Ticity answered in place of her sister, who had passed out. “She knew they wouldn’t really work. She just wanted to look like a Victoria’s Secret model for her sweet sixteen. They take like almost a year to grow. It was gonna be my present.”

The younger girl’s eyes were shut and fluttering as if she were having a seizure, but her muscles were still.

“What’s happening?” Ticity let the tiny dog go again and reached for her sister’s hand.

Nio heard a pair of footsteps and the back door open and shut. Somebody was leaving. Guillermo stomped down the stairs a moment later. Dell got quiet—too quiet. Ticity gasped. Nio turned.

Guillermo had a gun.

“Raoul’s coming,” he announced. “And we’re gonna sort this out.”

Ticity stood. “What the fuck?” she yelled. “What the fuck is that for? What the fuck are you even doing right now?”

“He trippin.” Dell had his palms up. “Calm down, man.”

Guillermo pointed the gun at Nio from the base of the stairs. “Get away from her,” he ordered.

“Look at her!” Ticity was raging. “Look at my sister! Look at her back! It’s fucking moving! I said we should go to the hospit—”

“YOU’RE NOT LISTENING TO ME, TICITY!” Guillermo screamed. “Isn’t that what you tell me? YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!”

“And what the fuck is your psycho gangster friend gonna do? Raoul’s got fucking magic or something?”

“He knows people. You know he knows people. You’re just trying to gaslight me like you always do, like I don’t care about your sister or something. Raoul has people who can fix this and we should’ve called him instead of some strange bitch off the internet.”

“HOW? How can they fix it? By making my little sister disappear? He doesn’t care about you. Or me. Or anyone. He only cares about your little side business and he’s not going to do anything to risk getting caught. He only brought you in because your mom’s a doctor and you’re his hookup. Raoul’s a sick fuck and you’re a little bitch for sucking up to him!”

Guillermo forced the barrel of the gun into the young woman’s pale blue mouth and she stumbled back in her heeled boots and whimpered against one of the scatter panels as the little dog jumped and barked around her.

“What am I?” Guillermo yelled. “Say it, Ticity! What am I?”

“The word ‘cunt’ comes to mind,” Nio answered.

Everyone turned. Nio had a pair of needles in Beckham’s back and was trying to wrangle the squirming jellyfish inside the domelike cyst. The little Pomeranian barked and growled at Guillermo’s feet, and he kicked it like a soccer ball and stormed toward Nio. The dog squealed and bounced off the desk and landed on Beckham. The sudden pressure ruptured the cyst and four translucent arms of mucus shot outward under pressure, sticking to whatever obstructed their path: the back of a computer screen, a vent under the narrow window, Dell’s chest. The fourth and final forced the little dog into the air and pinned it the ceiling.


Everybody froze.

Ticity screamed, first at the dog, then at the mucal tube attached to Dell’s chest. Dell screamed at his chest, then at the dog, then at his chest again as the squirming jellyfish in Beckham’s back undulated like a worm up the tube attached to the vent. Nio went to grab it, but Guillermo came for her with the gun. She spun on her knees and knocked it to the side with one hand while stabbing him in the chest with a needle. She pressed the plunger and he collapsed instantly to his knees. He shook his head. He tried to speak, but his words were slurred.

“Jow meh shee . . .”

“Fuck.” Nio looked up as the undulating organism, like a jellyfish, disappeared through the grates of the vent. Several smaller ones, no larger than garden snails, crawled out of Beckham’s back and onto the floor. “Fuckfuckfuckfuck.”

She ran to Dell and pulled the stiff, slimy mucus off his chest. The giant cyst hadn’t erupted at random. It had sensed temperature variations, hoping one was an exit. Humans were warm, and Dell was the tallest there. The computer screen exhaled hot air from its vent. And of course the vent near the ceiling had been blasting the heat for the sick girl. It had the greatest differential to the surrounding room.

Ticity had her hands on Guillermo, who swayed on his knees and mumbled in long, slow vowels.

“What did you do to him?”

“It’s just insulin,” Nio said, clearing the last of the stringy mucus from Dell’s chest with her gloved hands. “Not enough to put him in a coma. Just enough to suck the fight out of him.”

Even after everything, she was worried about him.

Nio looked at the handful of bubbling IV stands under the stairs. She stormed to the equipment under the sheets and uncovered them with a still yank.

Vertical containment canisters, like the barrel of a giant revolver, turned slowly around a central synthesizing module.


That’s how Guillermo got the lab. It wasn’t from illegal modding. He was synthesizing squibs.

She turned to Dell. “How long until this Raoul guy gets here?”

“Dude, it’s a small town. We’re five minutes from everywhere.” He held his hands in the air near his chest. They were dripping slime.

Nio looked up at the pressurized canisters under the joists. “How do we trigger the burn protocol?”

Dell shook his head.

“Take your clothes off. Call 911.” Nio trotted to the stairs, then ran back and snatched her coat. “Tell them the house is on fire.”

“WHAT?” Ticity screamed.

“Get her to a hospital or she’ll die.” She pointed at Becks from the stairs. “Wrap her in the plastic. And hurry. You’ve only got a couple minutes to get out of here.”

Nio ran upstairs and grabbed the bottle of cooking oil she had noticed by the stove. She tossed some on the ceiling in the hall, at the very center of the house, and poured a trail down the wall and across the carpet to the kitchen, where she set the bottle on the floor. She yanked the Canine Companion from the living room wall and smashed it. Inside, the electrical cord was attached to a long, stiff heating prong. Dogs liked a warm companion, it seemed, just like people. She plugged the cord into a socket in the kitchen and inverted the prong into the half-empty bottle of oil. By then, Ticity appeared at the top of the steps, helping her dazed and confused asshole boyfriend.

“What the hell are you doing?” she yelled.

“Out the front!”

Dell appeared a moment later in nothing but his boxers and boots. He was carrying the unconscious Beckham, whom he’d wrapped in one of the tarps like a blanket. The front door opened and cold air burst into the room. Nio stormed to the bathroom and found Ticity’s hair spray. Then she snagged the lighter from the coffee table, next to the ashtray full of butts. She was about to walk out the door when Ticity reappeared, fuchsia-eyed and panicked.

“My baby!” she yelled.

The little dog was barking and scratching on the door to the basement, which had swung partially closed.

“Shit.” Nio stepped across the living room as the heating prong lit the oil. A gentle flame appeared and steadily followed the trail across the floor. Nio danced out of it way and grabbed the dog but froze when she saw Ticity grabbing video games off the shelf.

“These are really important!”

“Go!” Nio pushed her back onto the porch as flames roared over the ceiling.

Dell stood in the snow in borrowed boots and boxer shorts, holding the unconscious Beckham like a fallen soldier. “Looks like it went into the field,” he said.

He was right. From a crack in the siding near the brick foundation, an odd trail in the snow stretched across the yard to the street, where the snow had been compacted by passing cars. Nio ran across it.

“You ain’t got no shoes!” Dell called to her.

“Get her to a hospital!” she screamed just before she slipped and fell to her ass.

A car pulled to a stop on the road, its headlights nearly blinding her. Two men got out and stood behind their doors, surveying the scene. Nio could only see them in silhouette.

“What the fuck?” the one on the passenger’s side yelled. He had a gun, but it was pointed at the ice. He was staring at the house already billowing smoke. Every window flickered orange.

“What the fuck?” he repeated. He stepped around the door and toward’s Nio. “The the fuck are you?”

No one moved.

“Somebody better give me some fucking answers right now!”

Nio moved to get up, but the man stepped forward and raised the gun.

“Nuh, uh, you stay right there. Ticity,” he called to her. “Who the fuck is thi—”

The house exploded knocking the man against the hood of the car.

Nio didn’t wait. She got up and ran. Her socks crunched through the piled snow of the ditch on the far side and she sunk to her knees. But she found the trail. It passed through a row of leafless bushes to the open field beyond—a giant square bounded by straight lines of windbreaker trees on all four sides.


The were distant but approaching, Dell must’ve called 911 like she suggested. A loud, stuttering honk indicated it was the fire department rather than the police, but the latter couldn’t be too far behind.

Nio followed the trail amid shouting from the street. In summer, the field would’ve been pitch black on a moonless night, but now it was covered in a foot of snow, which faintly reflected the light from the neighborhood, giving everything a twilight glow. It was empty except for three piles of railroad ties, stacked in alternating layers. The track in the snow arced right to them. As Nio approached, she could see they were old—not rotted through but definitely weathered and fraying. That gave the creature plenty of places to hide.

The instructions necessary for an organism to move about its environment are not complicated. It’s a skill even the simplest organisms have—not just insects and worms but single-celled creatures like algae and amoeba. Some single-celled creatures actually have light-sensitive proteins to direct their motion, like primitive vision. They move toward light when feeding and away from it when stressed, such as by an inhospitable environment. It was unlikely that whatever erupted from Beckham was wholly engineered. Whoever coded it almost certainly borrowed heavily from nature. Nor could the coding sequence have been very long. Even the most basic of screening programs would’ve flagged a long, complex string. That suggested it was something very simple—a kind of jellyfish-sized amoeba, perhaps. There was no telling what it was supposed to do. It could’ve been a simple prank. It could’ve been ransomware, designed to hurt and incapacitate a host until money was paid for a genetically-engineered kill sequence.

Or it could’ve been something worse still.

With toes freezing in the snow, Nio flicked the lighter and stepped cautiously toward the dark stacks of ties. Her breath seeped like smoke signals from her under surgical mask. The odd track rolled into the space between the piles, where it turned quickly toward the stack on her right. Nio knelt slowly and extended the tiny flame. There was no telling how the organism might react to heat or light, and she had visions of it launching itself out of the pile and squeezing down her throat. It had no skeleton, which meant it could squeeze through nearly any gap—even, presumably, her nostrils.

But there was nothing, just a small pile of snow on the third tie from the top. In squeezing between the lies, it seemed, the organism had lost a bit of snow that had clung to it. Nio walked, flame in hand, around the stack, looking for signs of an exit. She saw the organism immediately, immobile in the snow. It was no longer translucent. It was opaque at the edges. It was freezing.

Nio stood over it.

“Homeostasis for the win, bitch.”

She raised the can of hair spray and burned the jellyfish-like creature in the snow. It popped and shrunk like plastic as it boiled. She waved the flame back and forth, and it turned brown and briefly caught fire. The flame went out and there was nothing but a few thin tendrils of black.

Nio collapsed against the ties. Already she could see the fluttering reflection of the house fire in the snow of the field. The good news was that everything in her bag, everything that could connect the place to her, would melt or burn. The bad news was that she was freezing. Her toes were already numb, and she wouldn’t get very far without footwear. She was in the middle of nowhere.

A few light flakes fell through the still air, and she held out her hand to catch one. Firetrucks arrived a few moments later. The house was already a fireball. Nio cut through the back of the neighborhood, very aware she was leaving an easy trail for the police to follow, and approached the pay phone from the opposite direction. Even with her jacket fastened to the top and her hands in her pockets, her whole body was cold. It radiated up her legs from the soles of her feet, and she shivered uncontrollably.

She stopped. Her boots were gone. She saw red and blue reflections in the ice and turned to see a lighted SUV pull up behind her. Painted in gold letters on the side were the words Brown County Sheriff. The Native woman at the wheel lowered her window. She looked down at Nio’s shoeless, shivering feet, while in the neighborhood behind her, a column of flickering smoke rose into the night sky, almost completely obscuring the distant deep-core miner.


Rough cut from a project I’ve been calling Science Crimes Division, although that is not the title of the book. (Of the series, perhaps.) Although some of the preliminary world-building dates back a few years, I’ve written a third of this novel in less than two weeks.

cover image by conrado salinas